Nearly slippered

I have a friend who is very popular among girls. I have been trying to follow his foot steps to become popular. He is always the first one to listen to their problems, console them etc ...In college last week i saw a girl crying, i decided that it was the best time to impress, and head forward in full josh.. as i neared her i slipped and fell on her. She slapped me and said its because of pigs like me that her life is miserable... Looks like my destiny is to SUCK.