It just hit me...

I was watering the grass and I suddenly realized that you wouldn't say you don't believe me unless you know I'm telling the truth and you want me to think you don't believe me. It doesn't make any sense to not believe me. It doesn't make any sense to say you don't believe me and then tell me I should go to the police. You know that the corrupt federal judge gave him my clean record and gave me his child molester record. All these vents are bs. That dude isn't a foreigner, he's a child molester