Opinion box Block her from commenting or posting or viewing your page. u cannot afford to defriend your MOM

mom & FB My Mom is a friend on Facebook and she's been replying to most of my statuses with "You didnt tell this to me" or "thats great honey"... If i defriend her i dont stand a chance at home , if i keep her on my list i'm going to go crazy. Which option should i choose :-(

Opinion box Wow, you're both a coward and less smart than a 3 year old. she is sooo sweet good observation

coward My ~3 year old demanded a definition for "coward" , i told her that it is someone who doesnt fight back and takes everything. Her immediate response was "Like you daddy?? You dont talk back when mommy yells".. MY LIFE SUCKS!

Opinion box did he catch a glimpse of you in close up :-)

scary Today , i waved to a baby in the mall, and he screamed in shock and cried out loud. I am a scary beast :-(

Opinion box Just release 20 live rats into the house. The snake will emerge to hunt them. Then you can catch it.

snakes My wierdo room mate discovered 2 hours back that one of his pet snakes ( yup thats right ) is missing. He hasnt found it yet. No "sweet dream".. "snake dreams" for me today ..

Opinion box Your dad is an adult, and you are 8 years old. That's what dads do.

smoke My dad caught me smoking and slapped me. He did this while HE WAS SMOKING!! grrrr

Opinion box Apparently you don't understand style. Yes .. Fashion U were not wearing torn jeans, were u?

beggar I went to my mom's village to visit my grandpa after many years. I went in the most stylish outfit possible, he thought i was a beggar.

Opinion box At least she can be happy that he moved out now. ariyadha vaiyasu

crying My son moved out today. After a morning full of drama and crying i finally calmed down my wife. She found his diary , and found that he had "i hate mom" in his 9th grade. Now the crying continues

Opinion box good point of course fair guys wont marry dark girls either.Its a shame

rejection I am on the dark side which becomes a pain point for marriage as we know. A darker groom's family came to see me yesterday. They rejected me because i was dark, and their reasonsing was that since the groom is dark they want a fair bride to get fair kids!

Opinion box It will fizzle out in a few days, trust me ..

tiff My mom and dad had a tiff today & decided not to talk to each other and not get help each others help. Guess who's doing all the work.On one side i had to iron my dad' clothes, polish his shoes, bring him water etc and on the other side i am being constantly yelled at by my mom :-(

Opinion box that's because you're an idiot you are a jerk

why does this never happen to me Last week my friend fell on a pretty girl after a really jerky sudden brake in the bus. Today i tried to fall on a pretty girl but landed on her mom instead. Nothing good ever happens to me.

Opinion box So much for foolish ambitions. crazy women.... hate dem to the core :-@ this is the worst. Did you push her to this DOnt worry , god will open another door for u o ohhh

popularity My ambition was to become the talk of the town. I wanted everyone in family circles to talk about me. My wife granted my wish by eloping with another woman.