Opinion box They DO use lingo that people understand. You're just an idiot. +ve :-) hopefully u partied all night after that!!!

doctor lingo Couple of weeks back i had tested for cancer. I got the result yesterday. I was told that it was negative.. I cried for hours before i found that -ve is good .. -ve mean that the cancer test was -ve ......Why cant doctors use lingo that we can understand!

Opinion box what a great way to re live memories so did u pay in dollars??

US - BUS I am in india for a month vacation. I took a bus ride to relive my childhood memories. What a twist, the ticket checker got in,i couldnt find my ticket , and had to pay fine .. Not to mention the disgusting looks i got ... My US - BUS trip sucked.

Opinion box i'm happy she cut short! a friend in need is a friend indeed!!! OMG, what did he say She ISS your best friend

my best friend sucks My fiance was with me in my house , when i get a call, let it go to VM, and my best friend goes "Dont tell him about your ex affair today"... Thank you Smitha.

Opinion box You ARE a circus joker if you can't smell something without touching it to your nose.

burnt nose I was making lunch for my future in-laws. I was cooking saffron chicken, the smell was soo overpowering that i couldnt help smelling it over and over again. All was good till i finally put the hot ladle on my nose and burnt it. I looked like a circus joker :-(

Opinion box Good thing you read the label before purchasing it! Oh wait.... lol

made in china During my recent vacation to Europe, i got a very pretty shawl, apparently very spl, it cost 120+. Yesterday i took it out , and guess what i found..Made in China!!!

Opinion box a mans plight! i hate airport waiting!

being the only son sucks I have 3 elder sisters. I am the only son. Since my childhood i was used like an office boy. go get ponds powder , go get notebooks for your sister etc etc. The chore i hate the most is airport pickup & drop. They live in USA, and i'm totally incharge when they visit india :-(. Waiting for hours at god forbidden hours for their flight to arrive, helping them with the bags, accepting their cheap wal-mart T-shirts with a smile, buying diapers for their kids , the list goes on.

Opinion box You can't polish a turd. nothing good happens to me dont blieve ads

the Axe (Non) Effect Inspired by the Axe ads, i started using it last month. I've been using it consistently every day .. None of what is shown in the ads happened to me :-( .. No girl finds me irresistable.

Opinion box well try post-it notes on his game console he's a keeper :-)

lost the tracking book I got my husband a tracking book because he keeps forgetting what i ask him to do. Two days since i got it , he lost the book itself!

Opinion box haha....gud point...plan a trip wid ur coll mates wid dat money...seems a waste goin thro college...

boring college trip Today we got an announcement about an upcoming college trip to bangalore. Rules: 1) separate buses for girls , boys. 2) Should maintain perfect decorum in the bus ( no singing , cheering etc) 3) Should not go outside after 6. Why would i want to spend 2K for this trip?

Opinion box this s ur lyf jus ignore who evr it s but don ignore them totally... take lyf more humourous macha ( en thalai eluthu ungalukku kindalaa irukka - ramasamy lol...oru pacha pullaiyaa epdi ellam intha ulagam kodumae paduthu... ramasamy romba koduma pa.....

a machine life My father is mad at me because i got ONLY 95/100 in math. enna vaazhkada idhu

Opinion box aravind may b ur science sir and maths mam might b discussin abt anna hazzares revolt.... :-P nice teacher!

girlas and boys cannot talk My Math teacher doesnt like it when girls talks to boys and vice versa. She gets really mad, and gives a moral policing lecture when she spots girls and boys talking. But she goes out with the Science Sir for lunch everyday!!!