Opinion box I am going to start procrastinating first thing tomorrow morning.

procrastinating boyfriend While giving advice to my boyfriend about his procrastinating habit , he said "can we talk about this tomorrow".. He procrastinated the advice itself! I dont think i stand a chance

Opinion box you look like you're 67.

facial In a spa today, i asked them to suggest a facial for me. The suggestion was "anti aging facial".. I am only 17 :-(

Opinion box ioo paavam

government took my land I got a plot 2 years back , only for government to take it because the road is going to be expanded.I only got the government value, ofcourse i paid 15 L more than that for the land. Dont buy plots in the main road :-( .. Main roadkku aasai pattu , nadu road le irukkaen.

Opinion box Get married at the funeral! That way everyone only needs to get dressed up in fancy duds one time!

fiance's mom died I one-side loved a girl for 2 years , then made her fall in love with me, have been in a relationship for 3 years. After a long struggle of getting both the families to accept us ( especially her mom ) , we decided to get married next month.. Guess what , her mom passed away last week, and now the marriage is in the air .. I am never going to get married!

Opinion box i totally understand.. I used to be YOU

stop confiding Dont know whats written on my face, everyone confides in me. Its such a burden to hold everyone's dirty secrets in my head .. I now know, who loved who , who loves who, who has an affair , who has an unsatisfied marriage.. I cant take it anymore :-(

Opinion box i'll try that next time my mom takes me to boring lecture.. Your son is awesome i can imagine the lecture , it must have been funny with teh switch :-)

what did i raise To get some religion and exercize into my sons head i took him to a yoga session. He could hardly control his giggle through the class. Later at home, i overheard him tell his friend that he switched the word "yoga" to "sex" in his mind!. During the class the instructor mentioned about different positions in "yoga" , and the benefits of each , using a special mat for "yoga" etc.. No wonder he was so enticed.

Opinion box Women & geography dont go well tell me about it, my wife can only go to her office

Wife & Way My wife has a serious problem with routes and ways. Today she parked her bike at the back side of a complex, searched the front side , declared that she lost her bike. After giving police complaint and searching for it in the scorching heat , i finally found it!

Opinion box when is the wedding? you are lucky man!

auntyy Me and my friends were playing a number game today. We each chose a number within 10, we would get a wife who resembles the nth female that gets through our college gate. For my number i got an ugly aunty :-(

Opinion box You are an overding (whatever overding might mean). thats the irony of it

religious My mom has always been complaining that i am not religious. I finally took to it, I stopped eating NV , speak politely , do good stuff .. Now she thinks i'm overding!

Opinion box He has excellent timing!

My bro sucks My bro thought it would be fun to kick my back. What he didnt know is that i was actually steaming my face. I have a big burn now.

Opinion box hahahahah haaaaa been there :-(.It takes a week to heal

ruined looks My friend urged me to get a upper lip wax in prep for my wedding. I now have a nice red moustache.