Opinion box Please never have children. dont try this on your house to get insurance!

craptop My laptop was nearing its warranty period completion. My husband suggested that we should damage the laptop, that way we would get a new one as per our warrantly. After 30 minutes of planned & unplanned harm to the laptop, we took it to the service center only to find that we wont get a new one!!

Opinion box come on , the poor woman needed to vent

curtesy For curtesy , i asked my new neighbor "how r u" , she told me all about her finance problems, rebellious kids & arrogant husband. An evening well spent.

Opinion box answer the damn phone next time he's actually my husband's uncle , so i have another incident to compile his family's wierdness how did you react nice uncle

missed calls I have a "missed call" types uncle.I got a missed call from him at work and ignored it. Apparently he gave me missed call to inform that my house was on fire.grrrrrrr

Opinion box Not all girls do it, just the manly ones. men are pigs hmm i didnt know this, do girls actually have to shave mustache?

lip line My husband of 1 week walked in on me shaving my lip line.He doesnt understand that all girls do it. He thinks he married a manly girl.

Opinion box that's because you're not nice huh, my husband stopped saying it after a month

husband luv 6 months after wedding , my husband doesnt say "I luv u" anymore :-(

Opinion box he must be in peace NOW you really expected he will be sad? gimme a break

BF happy about not talking AFter a tiff with my boy friend i stoppd talking to him. I expected that he will miss me and make peace in a day ,but it has been a week and he seems to be happy :-(

Opinion box geez thats bad i'm glad you learnt it atleast now

ma english sucks I just realized that "hot" has more than meaning. I have being using it like "my mom was really hot today" to mean that "she was really in angry mood" , and never understood why i was getting wierd looks :-(

Opinion box you will go to heaven for your sacrifice, where you will get a lot of pretty girls :-)

being friendly One of my friend' friend, a girl is way out of shape, and on the D grade when it comes to looks.We all knew she has inferiority complex problems.What we didnt know was that she was also suicidal. To give her confidence and prevent her from making suicide attempts again, my friend took the liberty to tell her that I have had a crush on her for years!. I now have to fake stories about how much I love her :-( . To save her from suicide, he Killed me.. F*** Har Ek Friend Zaroori Hota Hai..

Opinion box lolz for "dog ate it" yeah right , my professor will eat my head say "the dog ate it giggles i hope you can get it from recycle bin

instruct my mom to send email I forgot to get a copy of my college project report. After spending 30 minutes on phone with my mom, giving her instructions on how to email the file to me, she managed to delete the file!

Opinion box Now he's on ventaloud complaining about the idiots that work for him. what a workaholic you are! loop him in as well, maybe then you two can browse together he he

check where your boss is After spending an hour browsing through ventaloud and giving my opinion , i turned around and found my boss standing behind my seat!!

Opinion box its probably halitosis tell her to go to a doc gift her listerine ughh , that sucks

try and buy i married my internet date. Everything about her is great except her breath.. Its our honeymoon and compelled by it , she kisses me too often, i literally have to hold my breath. 6 more days of honeymoon left :-(