Opinion box They also choose who i should marry .. It sucks i wanted to study biochemistry but took computer science out of pressure i agree. My parents chose what i shoul dstudy

let me choose my life My mom wants me to become a doctor , my dad wants me to become an engineer , my brother wants me to become top notch in computers. They made me take first group, sent me to several training classes and tuitions.. RESULT : I flunk 12th grade and am going to tutorial school now. Parents , please let your kids choose what they want to do.

Opinion box give him beer

awake all night My MIL fed by son chocolate milk before his bed time. 16 stories 2 pee pee's and post 1 AM , we are still awake!

Opinion box i like the comment below... tell you have slpit personality like "aarthi" in "dont get geometry"

control the IMing I IM'd nasty things about my boss to my co-worker. My bos was next to him. There goes my raise and bonus for this year.

Opinion box The dog cud sense it...lol you deserved it

bitten by show off To prove to my sister that i am kind to animals (dont ask me why , thats a very complicated story) , i tried to feed a street dog. He bit me.

Opinion box god! i thought such things only happened in movies

Twin brother excuse inspired by the twin comment in "dont get gometry" post , i thought i should share my story. I caught my then husband ( now X ) cuddling with my then best friend. When i confronted, he said he is my husbands twin brother! I divorced him not because he cheated on me but because the story he came up with SUCKED!

Opinion box Hmmm... a stupid story to cover for being stupid. We are shocked. lamest story..next time try "twin" seriously? split personality? who would believe you You are not alone. I am 17 and dont know this stuff! so sorry to hear that. Teachers should stop cornering students

dont get geometry I am 15 years old, i am poor in math in general and suck at geometry. Today my teacher made me assist her in drawing while she explained a theorem. I didnt know what is acute angle, obtuse angle or even right angle. Everyone laughed. I was really ashamed, so i made up stories that i have a split personality and have no idea what happened , and landed up in way more ridicule.

Opinion box future kareena all the best do as said

figure I went to a gym today, got myself a personal trainer and told him that my aim was to "maintain my figure like Kareena".He promptly said "Well, you first have to cultivate it , we'll talk about maintaining later".

Opinion box It's not a competition, numbnuts, it's a marriage. Be proud of her. And be happy that she keeps your sorry ass around. stop whining and enjoy teh money

wife earns more than me My wife has always had better salary than me. After putting in several extra hours and getting an impressive order , my boss promised me a hefty bonus and good raise. I later found that my wife is getting a good bonus as well.I am never going to beat her

Opinion box Fill a box of sweets with dog droppings. i know how that feels, i hide stuff

husband eats everything My husband eats everything. I cannot trust him with any food item be it cookies or cashews. I am sick of it!

Opinion box Did the dog write this complaint too? You should do the needful. let her have some fun too yikes

most embarassing moment My little melrose ( some would call her dog ) were walking in the park, when a street dog passed. Mel got totally insane and violated all rules!! .. The embarassment of having to witness this shit in a park filled with people. This is what i get for feeding this bitch imported beneful.

Opinion box Please never have children. dont try this on your house to get insurance!

craptop My laptop was nearing its warranty period completion. My husband suggested that we should damage the laptop, that way we would get a new one as per our warrantly. After 30 minutes of planned & unplanned harm to the laptop, we took it to the service center only to find that we wont get a new one!!