Opinion box that's because you're an idiot you are a jerk

why does this never happen to me Last week my friend fell on a pretty girl after a really jerky sudden brake in the bus. Today i tried to fall on a pretty girl but landed on her mom instead. Nothing good ever happens to me.

Opinion box At least she didn't try to cure your piles. u r being a subject to her experiments.... Maybe she wante dto scientifically prove that dog != human mom no. 1

dog remedy My mom made a home made paste to cure my pimples, which made it even worse. Turns out that she tried a a dog remedy on me.

Opinion box So much for foolish ambitions. crazy women.... hate dem to the core :-@ this is the worst. Did you push her to this DOnt worry , god will open another door for u o ohhh

popularity My ambition was to become the talk of the town. I wanted everyone in family circles to talk about me. My wife granted my wish by eloping with another woman.

Opinion box I need your opinion

no samosams for you I missed my date today. All because my mom's uncle who visited us wouldnt let me get out of the house. My mom had offered to buy him samosas and he turned down , he didnt want us to take the trouble.. When i tried to sneak out he thought my mom was secretly sending me to get it :-(

Opinion box if they throw stuff it becomes useless, but when we throw it , it gets a "useful" status women expect you to clean without throwing.I dont know how thats possible

yelling i cant understand my wife , she usually yells at me for not helping her with house cleaning. Today i cleaned the house and got yelled at even more. It seems i threw a lot of stuff that she was still using , like expired lipstick , baby food bottles & age old sidney sheldon's

Opinion box The crow was preparing you for marriage. Get used to it. the crow loves u lots thats terrible

crows I got crow shit on myself as i walked into the mahal for my wedding. What a great start

Opinion box she might b helpin u not to get caught by income tax dept can you give me her contact details, i have a rival , i could use her to bring him down :-D write a "what not to do" management book

dont involve wife in your business After my wife joined my business i started getting turn over in lakhs. I was getting in crores before !!

Opinion box Is a moran like a moron? Or does being a moron just run in your family? crazy moronssssss :-P

moron One day i got a call late in the night. I got really pissed and mumbled "which moron is calling me this late" .. It turned out to be my dad :-( .. SInce then my husband has been calling my dad "THE MORAN" when he talks about him in private with me.

Opinion box Bad people get bad consequences to their actions. aww.. thats soo sweet

my icecream Today my dad got chocobar ice cream for everyone at home. I get a kick out of having my ice cream in the end , making my sisters drool over it. I patiently waited till everyone finished and rushed to the refrigerator to find that my icecream was gone. My own family conspired against me :-(

Opinion box OK.so now your resolution becomes a solution

over fearing I was slightly overweight. Couple of months back i decided that my coming new year resolution would be to give up on non veg, cheese , sweets and fried items. Since then , i have been tretaing myself to all of these items thinking about how deprived i will be next year. I ended up putting on 6 kgs and am borderline diabetic now!

Opinion box They also choose who i should marry .. It sucks i wanted to study biochemistry but took computer science out of pressure i agree. My parents chose what i shoul dstudy

let me choose my life My mom wants me to become a doctor , my dad wants me to become an engineer , my brother wants me to become top notch in computers. They made me take first group, sent me to several training classes and tuitions.. RESULT : I flunk 12th grade and am going to tutorial school now. Parents , please let your kids choose what they want to do.