Opinion box At least you had a towel! Imagine how sick they would have felt to see you naked.

hate suprise My cousins made a suprise visit today. My husband let them in. Thats when i walked out of the bathroom with a towel.

Opinion box You should have shouted "Surprise!"

i suck Today I met my co-worker and asked him how his suprise birthday party went. He looked suprised.. turns out that his birthday is actully tomorrow. I SUCK.

Opinion box You are a strange man.

wrong address To distract the class topper and get my friend to the top, i devised a plot. I have been sending "love" emails to him from a fake id. Now, 6 months later i really love him. What a magical love story!

Opinion box You are an idiot. u ll deserv a better guy than him........

reunion To prove to my bf's x that he loves me more than her , i invited her for my bday party. My BF took this as an opportunity to re-unite with her and broke up with me :-(

Opinion box If she takes the class, she'll learn how to throw knives. like angry birds :-)

angry wife I asked my wife to take anger management class. She got angry and threw a ladle at me. My Life Sucks

Opinion box Block her from commenting or posting or viewing your page. u cannot afford to defriend your MOM

mom & FB My Mom is a friend on Facebook and she's been replying to most of my statuses with "You didnt tell this to me" or "thats great honey"... If i defriend her i dont stand a chance at home , if i keep her on my list i'm going to go crazy. Which option should i choose :-(

Opinion box Wow, you're both a coward and less smart than a 3 year old. she is sooo sweet good observation

coward My ~3 year old demanded a definition for "coward" , i told her that it is someone who doesnt fight back and takes everything. Her immediate response was "Like you daddy?? You dont talk back when mommy yells".. MY LIFE SUCKS!

Opinion box ha ha .. I am going to try this! hope you learnt your lesson

good lesson Today i came home to find rolls of toilet paper stretched out in the living room, toys all over the place and my 2 year old' crayon markings on the wall.. a total mess. I freaked out and ran inside to check on my wife , only to find her watch TV. Since i keep underestimating the work she does at home, she decided to show it to me by not doing it :-(

Opinion box talk means, somehow create an environment that she talks it is a one way street with women Reading your whining is giving me a headache.

wife rant Couple of days back, my wife ranted that i dont spend time with her and dont talk to her much blah blah. Today i took it upon me to tell her about what happened in office all week , when she shushed me and asked me not to talk because she' getting a head ache... CANT understand what women what , when !

Opinion box getting goose pimples eweeeee

nice hubby....not At sleep yesterday my husband handed something rubbery. Apparently he felt a tingle and caught it. After a long 5 second research in the dark on what it could be , from what it felt like , we decided to switch on the lights. I was holding a lizard !!! I feel eweee as i type

Opinion box Oh yeah, we all saw that on YouTube. learn from her!

nanny I installed a nanny cam at home to monitor how she takes care of my baby. I also saw how she took care of my husband !