Opinion box Lucky!

driver I got my driving licence yesterday. I am now the exalted unpaid driver of the family. My dad is soo relieved,this year, i get the privelege of accompanying my mom & sister for diwali shopping.

Opinion box Do the namaste, then spit on him. yeah , namaste solve this i do the indian namaste .. no shaking hands

shake or not I shook hands with a new employee and introduced myself. I saw one of my co-workers chuckle.. when asked he said he had sneezed into his hands seconds before i shook hands with him!

Opinion box sometimes men can explore options, but they may not mean it! Either that or check your performance in the bedroom! he adores you; maybe he's researching a book oh come on, i'm sure he would have erased the history if he did it on purpose

affair? My husbands activities have been shady lately. Yesterday i found that he had visited a site that gives tips on "how to confess your affair" grrr

Opinion box make up your mind you wished for it .. dont whine

careful with what u wish My daughter was very skinny when she was a baby. I used to pray everyday that she puts on weight .. Now she is 15 , over weight and eats a tonne .. I cant get her to stop.. GOD , i take back my wish!

Opinion box The shopkeeper said to himself "If she can't remember to bring money, she will pay whatever I say when she returns" stitch in time saves nine...

gold price I had to buy gold for my sisters wedding , my gift. After entering the shop i realized that i have forotten my purse. I went back and came back couple of days later. I paid an extra 2K because the price went up !

Opinion box If you had better problem-solving skills, you wouldn't have gotten your dad to do it. sk your dad to stand on the bench

no math for me I got reprimanded today for poor problem solving. Guess who did my homework.. My DAD!

Opinion box pray that the baby doesnt fall sick you are terrible.no doubt

baby sneeze I went to my brothers house to meet my new born nephew. While waiting for my bro to get him to the living room, i turned around and sneezed up a tornado , RIGHT on the baby's face!! I feel terrible.

Opinion box You should know better than to think anyone would say you're beautiful.

embarassing My neighbour waved at me and said i look beatiful today. I blushed and said thank you.. He looked bewildered.. He was actually waving at him wife who was standing behind me :-(

Opinion box Never give your password to anyone. This happened to my friend, his password was "XXXIsAnAss".. XXX was our Boss same happened to me, my password was 'ILoveXXXX"..XXX was a coworker shucks

careful with passwords Under an emergency situation in office, i had to give my password to my boss.. It was "1PeeWhen1laugh"

Opinion box Great! Can I borrow 7K? thts nature

forgetful My roommate borrowed 6K from me and conveniently forgot

Opinion box At least you had a towel! Imagine how sick they would have felt to see you naked.

hate suprise My cousins made a suprise visit today. My husband let them in. Thats when i walked out of the bathroom with a towel.