Opinion box She was complaining that her impotent husband was cajoling her into going to the gym... she'll get better in a month or so

weight I finally cajoled my overweight wife to go to the gym. She walked for 15 minutes and drank a milkshake on the way back home. Good workout

Opinion box You should tell your daughter she's adopted so she doesn't get too depressed.

silver At my daughters birthday party , i asked my husband to do a seemingly easy job, wash & wipe her hands b4 cake cutting. He mistook the silver foil that i had gotten for sweets decoration, to be stylish tissues and wiped her hands with those. She cut the cake with Silvery hands :-(

Opinion box You are awful. you deserve it

sucky mom A lady who sat next to me at the airport was chatting with me about how spoilt kids are these days, and then told me about a brat kid she just encountered and that her parents must be really awful to upbring a child like him. That brat' mom is ME :-(

Opinion box Ha ha ha What is furtinute? Maybe he answered that way because you were inventing nonsense words. agree with the other comments, if i told this to my wife, i would be the one venting about a broken arm He's a brave man. If i told this to MY wife , i would be really sorry I agree with him.

comparison I was trying to push my stingy husband into getting new furtinute by telling him that it has gotten old, we got it way back when we were newly weds. He promptly replied "thats when i got u and i'm still keeping u".

Opinion box She'll be even more mad when she finds out who the father is.

what a while My wife found that she is pregnant and asked me not to tell anyone for a while. Apparently "a while" is less than 2 hours. I didnt bring it up when i made my weekend call to my mom, turns out that my wife already told her. My mom is mad at me now.

Opinion box Hide the food before she can cook more!

teaching grandma I was tasked today to teach computers to my delirious & forgetful grandmom. Since morning she has made me have 2 breakfasts and 3 lunch. Venting this b4 i die of gluttony.

Opinion box Solution: don't leave the house.

plate with name I paid extra to get a special plate for my car with my name on it. I am a student driver and am getting sweared by name now. Huh

Opinion box don't do your job at home

work My girlfriend broke up with me because she finds me irresponsible, playing video games all the time. My JOB? I am a Video game tester.

Opinion box You really should trim those nose hairs then.

talk about ugly I was at the mall today with my husband, when a lady walked up to me , made some casual talk and said i look excatly like her daughter and also showed her picture. She was fat & had hair protuding her nose. My husband has been making fun of me the whole day.

Opinion box Maybe he doesn't like to be around you.

home early I have been on business tour for the last one week & my husband' been getting back from work before 5. Strange co-incidence. something that he has never done when i am around!!

Opinion box Lucky!

driver I got my driving licence yesterday. I am now the exalted unpaid driver of the family. My dad is soo relieved,this year, i get the privelege of accompanying my mom & sister for diwali shopping.