Opinion box One would think the brown stains are some sort of warning sign. eww..I would have washed my face later with rose water

a stinky incident I went to visit my friends newborn. I freshened up a little and wiped my face with a towel , which i later realized was the baby' butt wiping towel :-(

Opinion box At least she didn't dream that she was pooping in a field. change ur tots yar totally .. its on purpose i second it

husband beating My wife woke up from a wierd dream where she was hitting a bull with a stick. She was actually hitting me! I think she did it on purpose.

Opinion box Are you sure that wasn't pandu's wife? You sound jealous.

this man has sefl respect One of my sweet stall employees quit yesterday because my wife was making him do menial jobs like buying groceries, carrying around her shopping bags etc. She doesnt understand difference between Husband and Employee.

Opinion box Cut it up into pillow-case sized pieces. Mission accomplished! do u need a husband lyk tat he is the man give him some credit he he

my husband sucks I sent my husband on an urgent guest shopping , to get pillow cases. He came back with a 8K silk bedspread because a pretty sales girl talked him into it.

Opinion box Are you sure that wasn't pandu's wife? Have the drugs worn off yet?

cow chase A cow charged towards me. I ran, screamed & tripped over , just to find it dunk its head into the garbage. Everyone around laughed their ass out.

Opinion box Does she know about the video of her that got posted? ha ha moms rock

youtube My mom is soo enticed about the internet. She called me at 11PM to tell me about this amazing site called Youtube.

Opinion box So, that's 90 cents if you include his. so unromantic

my fiance sucks I texted a hot message to my fiance. His response : "text message costs me 45 cents". Huh

Opinion box At least you were smart enough to look in the oven before turning it on.

safe place I had been searching the new cosmetics that i had gotten all week. I found it melting away, today when i preheated the oven. I recollected that i had asked my husband to keep those in a safe place!

Opinion box I hope you said "nyuk nyuk nyuk" afterward. so hindi flim plot

destined to suck I took my girl friend' parents to dinner. Trying to be extra nice , i pulled out the chair for her dad . he fell

Opinion box Now you can find her inner piece. change classes. RUN

same class I finally found inner peace at yoga , only to be ruined by my wife joining the same class..

Opinion box She was complaining that her impotent husband was cajoling her into going to the gym... she'll get better in a month or so

weight I finally cajoled my overweight wife to go to the gym. She walked for 15 minutes and drank a milkshake on the way back home. Good workout