Opinion box One would think the brown stains are some sort of warning sign. eww..I would have washed my face later with rose water

a stinky incident I went to visit my friends newborn. I freshened up a little and wiped my face with a towel , which i later realized was the baby' butt wiping towel :-(

Opinion box Are you sure that wasn't pandu's wife? Have the drugs worn off yet?

cow chase A cow charged towards me. I ran, screamed & tripped over , just to find it dunk its head into the garbage. Everyone around laughed their ass out.

Opinion box Does she know about the video of her that got posted? ha ha moms rock

youtube My mom is soo enticed about the internet. She called me at 11PM to tell me about this amazing site called Youtube.

Opinion box So, that's 90 cents if you include his. so unromantic

my fiance sucks I texted a hot message to my fiance. His response : "text message costs me 45 cents". Huh

Opinion box She'll be even more mad when she finds out who the father is.

what a while My wife found that she is pregnant and asked me not to tell anyone for a while. Apparently "a while" is less than 2 hours. I didnt bring it up when i made my weekend call to my mom, turns out that my wife already told her. My mom is mad at me now.

Opinion box Hide the food before she can cook more!

teaching grandma I was tasked today to teach computers to my delirious & forgetful grandmom. Since morning she has made me have 2 breakfasts and 3 lunch. Venting this b4 i die of gluttony.

Opinion box Solution: don't leave the house.

plate with name I paid extra to get a special plate for my car with my name on it. I am a student driver and am getting sweared by name now. Huh

Opinion box make up your mind you wished for it .. dont whine

careful with what u wish My daughter was very skinny when she was a baby. I used to pray everyday that she puts on weight .. Now she is 15 , over weight and eats a tonne .. I cant get her to stop.. GOD , i take back my wish!

Opinion box The shopkeeper said to himself "If she can't remember to bring money, she will pay whatever I say when she returns" stitch in time saves nine...

gold price I had to buy gold for my sisters wedding , my gift. After entering the shop i realized that i have forotten my purse. I went back and came back couple of days later. I paid an extra 2K because the price went up !

Opinion box pray that the baby doesnt fall sick you are terrible.no doubt

baby sneeze I went to my brothers house to meet my new born nephew. While waiting for my bro to get him to the living room, i turned around and sneezed up a tornado , RIGHT on the baby's face!! I feel terrible.

Opinion box You should know better than to think anyone would say you're beautiful.

embarassing My neighbour waved at me and said i look beatiful today. I blushed and said thank you.. He looked bewildered.. He was actually waving at him wife who was standing behind me :-(