Opinion box You should know better than to think anyone would say you're beautiful.

embarassing My neighbour waved at me and said i look beatiful today. I blushed and said thank you.. He looked bewildered.. He was actually waving at him wife who was standing behind me :-(

Opinion box Never give your password to anyone. This happened to my friend, his password was "XXXIsAnAss".. XXX was our Boss same happened to me, my password was 'ILoveXXXX"..XXX was a coworker shucks

careful with passwords Under an emergency situation in office, i had to give my password to my boss.. It was "1PeeWhen1laugh"

Opinion box Great! Can I borrow 7K? thts nature

forgetful My roommate borrowed 6K from me and conveniently forgot

Opinion box You should have shouted "Surprise!"

i suck Today I met my co-worker and asked him how his suprise birthday party went. He looked suprised.. turns out that his birthday is actully tomorrow. I SUCK.

Opinion box You are a strange man.

wrong address To distract the class topper and get my friend to the top, i devised a plot. I have been sending "love" emails to him from a fake id. Now, 6 months later i really love him. What a magical love story!

Opinion box She keeps sending me naked photos in MMS messages. Please ask her to stop. block stuffs as she cant see anythin wht u were doin I have yet to accept my Dad's invitation...lol

friend request My mom sent me a friend request on FB. End of my happiness!

Opinion box You should have said "He was delicious" hope u were nervous :-P No :-( .. Didnt know i will be asked to say something about a dog that i honestly dont care about didnt you practice? he he he

I Suck My girl friend had a parting ceremony for her dead dog. It was the dreaded moment, i was asked to say a few words about it. I fumbled and said "He was a very good human being" :-( I SUCK

Opinion box Damn idiot drivers who can't figure out which thing to hit and which to not hit. u shd hav tried applyin th brakes :-P violence!! Should have killed the dog.

street dogs I steered my car to avoid hitting a street dog and ran into a cycle wala :-( Spent 7K for his hospital bills & 3K for his cycle. Damn dogs

Opinion box never mess with kidzzzz....

Mind your own business I saw a group of kids hitting my neighbors car with ball while they were playing cricket. I took it on me to give them a lecture on good behavior. Today morning i found my car's window is shattered. Brats!

Opinion box at least it was not a big fat man!

bus travel A rather fat woman sat next to me on the bus. She fell asleep half on me. I spent the next 20 minutes trying to get myself out.

Opinion box Sell the extras to pay the bills for the ones you like. stop planning , start enjoying it might sound overwhelming , but you will be able to raise them. dont worry

dont plan I am a very careful planner.After buying a home, saving enuf money , i decided that it was time to have a baby. My wife's scan showed that we are having sextuplets. Guess whose plan went in the air !