Opinion box Pay for cooking classes! Did she make enough to feed the firefighters?

cooking for life Despite my attempts to stop her, my wife indulged in cooking today. Where did the story end ? Fire department

Opinion box there should be an award in your name!! How many dogs do you have? run!!!

screaming wife My wife and I were confronted by deperate , hungry looking street dogs. Just as the dogs were about to chase, my wife screamed at the top of her voice and lo the dogs fled. Can you imagine my plight at home :-(

Opinion box Don't ask the question if you can't handle the potential answer. neva ask a male this type of question else u hav to hear these type of answers... ha ha .. I like that idea If u r that heart broken, tell him who you would choose for the backup husband ;)

backup wife I asked my husband which one of my friends he would marry if i were to die. I was hoping that he would say he wont marry anyone, but he promptly said "maybe your cousin sister..family"

Opinion box Well, at least now everyone on the internet knows. Thanks for posting! now the message will pass on with PS: dont tell anyone.. Everyone will know

women cant keep secrets I am scheduled for piles operation next week. I told me wife not to disclose this to anyone and she promptly agreed. 30 minutes later i chanced on a message in her phone.. It was from her sister "...i wont tell anyone".. As u wud have guessed , my wife sent her a message about my piles with a "dont tell anyone" .. Women & Secrets!!!

Opinion box Only a man would say that. poche.... here aftr u wil suffer a lot.... i m so sorry buddy... pity guy dont say that unless you want to be miserable for the rest of ur lyf i guess not

Complaining a lot My wife has been drinking warm honey water in the morning to reduce weight.She complains everyday that it doesnt seem to work and i'm sick of hearing it. Does a husband have the liberty to say "How about reduce the chocolates & cookies that you eat instead"!

Opinion box he he he i am alone

liberation sucks In a company organized party everyone was talking about a chick who was drunk & dancing like crazy. That turned out to be my wife.

Opinion box thank god she didnt run the car on U :-P If u were standing on the balcony, it was abt the insurance money...;) your insurance company should be really happy now atleast she didnt drive into your house itself

wifes driving My wife is learning to drive. She drove my 6 week new car into our house' balcony. I now have to pay for car repair and house balcony rebuild.

Opinion box If only your MOM wasn't a terrible maker of sweets... men have spl filters in their ears to wade away wife talk YOU have to repeat. Husband doesnt get it when you tell once

please listen to me At dinner with my family yesterday, my husband tasted a sweet and apologized for its bad quality by saying "Dont eat that, it seems to have gotten old" , and insisted on taking it off the table despite my attempts to stop him. Those sweets were made by my MOM! If only he would listen to me when i say something...

Opinion box OMG i can undrstnd his feelings.... he has to experience a hell out der in heaven lo. I agree . I wouldnt want my wife with me in heaven..well it wouldnt be heaven if she did i would react the same way

even in heaven After compelling for days , my husband agreed to go to a religious lecture with me. Somewhere down the line the teacher said "You will live with your spouse in heaven" , and thats it , my husbands face turned pale!

Opinion box if they throw stuff it becomes useless, but when we throw it , it gets a "useful" status women expect you to clean without throwing.I dont know how thats possible

yelling i cant understand my wife , she usually yells at me for not helping her with house cleaning. Today i cleaned the house and got yelled at even more. It seems i threw a lot of stuff that she was still using , like expired lipstick , baby food bottles & age old sidney sheldon's

Opinion box she might b helpin u not to get caught by income tax dept can you give me her contact details, i have a rival , i could use her to bring him down :-D write a "what not to do" management book

dont involve wife in your business After my wife joined my business i started getting turn over in lakhs. I was getting in crores before !!