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Vent the frustrating moments that make you go - My Spouse Sucks

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  • i hear ya.. Drove me nuts
Had enough

Yep. It's the holidays. Spouse's family visiting and hubby decides to be an ass to me in front of them. He "playfully" threw food at me that was "supposed to land in front of me" but instead hit me in the face and got in my hair. This was at the dinner table and my sister in law of course is snickering the whole time and he's laughing. He always seems to find a way to add a certain amount of spoilage to family events. I can't even say anything because we're surrounded by his family at the table

  Share - 12/22/2013 - Ready to scream 's spouse sucks


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  • Yes love him to death.
  • Love him until the end!!! #2 would be better if he was in the picture as well.
  • 1 & 3 are good. 2nd would weird me out.
  • Wow... Love him to death
She is selfish

Ladies, I ask for you opinion. If your husband did any of the following things for you how would you respond: 1. Moved far way from his own family, to an area of the country he really was not fond of, so you could be near your family? 2. Having an oil pointing done of you w/ your kids for you as a gift? 3. Buying you an entire day at the spa? 4. For no reason, preparing a bubble bath, w/ chocolate, wine, candles & music, for you to relax (And leaving you alone to enjoy it)?

  Share - 5/5/2013 - sick of it 's spouse sucks


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  • Selfish. What about your decompress time after being with your two year old while he was gone? Geesh
  • Relationship takes a toll after baby number 1
You're a father. Deal with it!!

My husband was out of town for a week and just returned home 3 days ago. He already is so stressed out by our 2-year old that he needed to go see a movie this morning so he could have "some time to decompress." He returns home from the movie, our DD is fussy because its almost nap time & he gets mad at her because he has a headache. Of course that headache wasn't bad enough to interfere wih his 2-hour movie. Grow up. You're a father. Sometimes it's hard & stressful. Deal with it!

  Share - 4/13/2013 - Spikey girl 's spouse sucks


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  • Truly frustrating. Husband tried a weight loss program at our hospital. We paid $2,500 for him to lose 35 pounds and gain it back in less than 2 months. And then some.
  • Embrace the weight!
Wasting time with diets

My overweight wife decides every few weeks to try a new diet because she is not losing at the rate (or at all) she wants too. Never mind the expense of starting each one of these diets, all while we have a gym membership, she is now trying acupuncture, and wanting to get an additional gym membership that has private trainers you can hire. Doesn't understand why I get upset when I'm hesitant to spend money to change our lifestyles when I know its going to change again in a few weeks

  Share - 7/15/2012 - It gets old 's spouse sucks


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  • At least she didn't dream that she was pooping in a field.
  • change ur tots yar
  • totally .. its on purpose
  • i second it
husband beating

My wife woke up from a wierd dream where she was hitting a bull with a stick. She was actually hitting me! I think she did it on purpose.

  Share - 10/19/2011 - too ashamed 's spouse sucks


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  • Are you sure that wasn't pandu's wife?
  • You sound jealous.
this man has sefl respect

One of my sweet stall employees quit yesterday because my wife was making him do menial jobs like buying groceries, carrying around her shopping bags etc. She doesnt understand difference between Husband and Employee.

  Share - 10/19/2011 - rajan 's spouse sucks


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  • Cut it up into pillow-case sized pieces. Mission accomplished!
  • do u need a husband lyk tat
  • he is the man
  • give him some credit
  • he he
my husband sucks

I sent my husband on an urgent guest shopping , to get pillow cases. He came back with a 8K silk bedspread because a pretty sales girl talked him into it.

  Share - 10/18/2011 - darla 's spouse sucks


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  • At least you were smart enough to look in the oven before turning it on.
safe place

I had been searching the new cosmetics that i had gotten all week. I found it melting away, today when i preheated the oven. I recollected that i had asked my husband to keep those in a safe place!

  Share - 10/17/2011 - Anonymous 's spouse sucks


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  • Now you can find her inner piece.
  • change classes. RUN
same class

I finally found inner peace at yoga , only to be ruined by my wife joining the same class..

  Share - 10/17/2011 - Anonymous 's spouse sucks


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  • She was complaining that her impotent husband was cajoling her into going to the gym...
  • she'll get better in a month or so
weight

I finally cajoled my overweight wife to go to the gym. She walked for 15 minutes and drank a milkshake on the way back home. Good workout

  Share - 10/17/2011 - pandu 's spouse sucks


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  • You should tell your daughter she's adopted so she doesn't get too depressed.
silver

At my daughters birthday party , i asked my husband to do a seemingly easy job, wash & wipe her hands b4 cake cutting. He mistook the silver foil that i had gotten for sweets decoration, to be stylish tissues and wiped her hands with those. She cut the cake with Silvery hands :-(

  Share - 10/17/2011 - bindhuja 's spouse sucks