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Vent the frustrating moments that make you go - My Spouse Sucks

  Opinion box
  • she might b helpin u not to get caught by income tax dept
  • can you give me her contact details, i have a rival , i could use her to bring him down :-D
  • write a "what not to do" management book
dont involve wife in your business

After my wife joined my business i started getting turn over in lakhs. I was getting in crores before !!

  Share - 9/29/2011 - pathi 's spouse sucks


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  • Is a moran like a moron? Or does being a moron just run in your family?
  • crazy moronssssss :-P
moron

One day i got a call late in the night. I got really pissed and mumbled "which moron is calling me this late" .. It turned out to be my dad :-( .. SInce then my husband has been calling my dad "THE MORAN" when he talks about him in private with me.

  Share - 9/29/2011 - rubani 's spouse sucks


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  • god! i thought such things only happened in movies
Twin brother excuse

inspired by the twin comment in "dont get gometry" post , i thought i should share my story. I caught my then husband ( now X ) cuddling with my then best friend. When i confronted, he said he is my husbands twin brother! I divorced him not because he cheated on me but because the story he came up with SUCKED!

  Share - 9/28/2011 - lajja 's spouse sucks


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  • It's not a competition, numbnuts, it's a marriage. Be proud of her. And be happy that she keeps your sorry ass around.
  • stop whining and enjoy teh money
wife earns more than me

My wife has always had better salary than me. After putting in several extra hours and getting an impressive order , my boss promised me a hefty bonus and good raise. I later found that my wife is getting a good bonus as well.I am never going to beat her

  Share - 9/28/2011 - Anonymous 's spouse sucks


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  • Fill a box of sweets with dog droppings.
  • i know how that feels, i hide stuff
husband eats everything

My husband eats everything. I cannot trust him with any food item be it cookies or cashews. I am sick of it!

  Share - 9/28/2011 - Anonymous 's spouse sucks


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  • that's because you're not nice
  • huh, my husband stopped saying it after a month
husband luv

6 months after wedding , my husband doesnt say "I luv u" anymore :-(

  Share - 9/27/2011 - konkani 's spouse sucks


  Opinion box
  • So you don't know about the toothbrush and the toilet yet?
my husband sucks

I caught my husband cleaning the restroom wash basin with my bath sponge. Apparently, he has been doing this for the past 2 months.

  Share - 9/24/2011 - oja 's spouse sucks


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  • Women & geography dont go well
  • tell me about it, my wife can only go to her office
Wife & Way

My wife has a serious problem with routes and ways. Today she parked her bike at the back side of a complex, searched the front side , declared that she lost her bike. After giving police complaint and searching for it in the scorching heat , i finally found it!

  Share - 9/24/2011 - madman 's spouse sucks


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  • You should have a threesome! That would be hot.
  • asked my sister who is living with us to get back home
  • what did you do?
  • SOB
husband sucks

My husband had a little too much drink today, he called me by my sister' name and declared that he actually had hearts for me ( my sister) but had to marry my sister ( me ) because i was aleady taken!

  Share - 8/28/2011 - Anonymous 's spouse sucks


  Opinion box
  • well try post-it notes on his game console
  • he's a keeper :-)
lost the tracking book

I got my husband a tracking book because he keeps forgetting what i ask him to do. Two days since i got it , he lost the book itself!

  Share - 8/23/2011 - kavya 's spouse sucks


  Opinion box
  • i like that opinion :-)
  • neva try this and get serupu adi from ur partner... bcareful
  • He is brilliant. I should try this
liar liar

I just found out that my husband's office is not open on saturdays. He has been lying abut it for the past 2 years and pretending to go to work in the weekends.

  Share - 8/22/2011 - Anonymous 's spouse sucks